Literal Snake Oil For Sale From – Shocker – The Beauty Industry!

31 May
Melissa Lee (a.k.a. LilaMae)

by Melissa Lee (a.k.a. LilaMae)

 

Are you dim and have money to blow? Well, first of all – call me. But second of all, there’s a new beauty product out there made specifically for you.

It’s called Snake Serum. I’m not kidding. And it sells for ..brace yourself… $160 for 0.8 ounces!

Apparently all the way to Gullibleville.

The people at Glamoxy (really?) have to be laughing their asses off. I know I did when reading their product’s outlandish claims, such as:

“Use the power of the Temple Vipers venom to stop your aging skin in its tracks”

Holy.
Shit.

I can’t explain any more because my brain hurts, and every fiber of my girl-being is insulted by the existence of this product. You’ll just have to go to the site to read more: http://www.glamoxysnakeserum.com/

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3 Responses to “Literal Snake Oil For Sale From – Shocker – The Beauty Industry!”

  1. The Secular Buddhist June 1, 2011 at 6:22 am #

    Literally snake oil?! Wow. Let loose the dogs of skepticism.

  2. Melissa Lee June 1, 2011 at 8:26 am #

    Isn’t that crazy? Glamoxy Snake Serum. And it’s not from The Onion.

  3. Erica M. June 2, 2011 at 12:53 am #

    I just have to wonder if the makers of this product get the irony of the name? or were they hoping to cash in on people who think “yeah, I have heard of ‘snake oil’ before so it must be good!” ??? There IS a sucker born every minute… and plenty others out there waiting to unload these ‘poor souls’ of their financial assets.

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