by Melissa Lee (a.k.a. LilaMae)
Are you dim and have money to blow? Well, first of all – call me. But second of all, there’s a new beauty product out there made specifically for you.
It’s called Snake Serum. I’m not kidding. And it sells for ..brace yourself… $160 for 0.8 ounces!
Apparently all the way to Gullibleville.
The people at Glamoxy (really?) have to be laughing their asses off. I know I did when reading their product’s outlandish claims, such as:
“Use the power of the Temple Vipers venom to stop your aging skin in its tracks”
Holy.
Shit.
I can’t explain any more because my brain hurts, and every fiber of my girl-being is insulted by the existence of this product. You’ll just have to go to the site to read more: http://www.glamoxysnakeserum.com/
